26 Feb '08 - 11:41 a.m.
My previous bragging about my wonderful sessions with my wife changed horribly last night. Oh, I do apologize to ALL females for the horrid experience my wife, your sister in arms, endured last night.
Started off OK as all good horror novels do. Cuddling on the couch, sweet whisperings in her ear, a bit of light sexual touching. Just a normal evening in our house of raunch.
Upstairs we went, wifey promising me a complete BJ. Yahoo. After reading a certain persons archives and how her BF grips the headboard and the whites of eyes showing AND he speaks in tongues, I was ready to be serviced.
It was great, though my whites never showed as I like watching, mmmmm. I never gripped the headboard as we have a wicker, (Yea, I know, real manly), headboard. I could demolish it with one swipe of my neanderthal mitts. I did gurgle somewhat as some brain cells were demolished under this oral onslaught. All too soon she said "Fuck it!" and hopped on.
Well, surprises in bed excite me. I didn't last two minutes. Wifey is left hanging. But not to worry ladies, I bought her toys, remember?
So, she is using the four speed silver eggy thing on her clit and I'm plumbing her gooey depths with the purple gel vibe.
This is where it went bad, really bad. In my miserable defence, I am a male and just had an orgasm.
I fell asleep with my head on her stomache and my hand on a vibrator in her twat!!!!
She was more amused than mad, but still!!!!
On the missing IM contacts, several of mine vanished as well as several of my wifes. The only common one was Taras. I suspect my wife did this and the extras were camoflague. (sp?).
It really doesn't bother me.
At first it did as I thought they had a falling out, but Tara showed up in the early evening with her daughter for a visit. So I do what I always do with 4 year old guests. I play rough and loud and wind her up!! I was so sweaty when they left I didn't bother going to the gym. I got dirty looks from Tara as her kid stays wound up for hours. My intentions exactly. (Insert eveil laughter here).
So today Ellie and Tara are driving around together and going swimming. My fears that they had a falling out were baseless. I think the wife was just acting on jealousy. Nothing unusual there.
Talk to you later. Hours later, a stunned me has to add this: I just saw the most beautiful woman I have ever had the good fortune to lay eyes on. I have no idea if she was white, black, asian, latino or anything. I, me, never got past her face to she if she was a fellow employee. I have never imagined such a creature existed. Wow. If this is what humanity will look like when all races are blended, then hurry up and blend!!!!
