24 Feb '08 - 3:20 p.m.
Yes I was good. Dropped the wife off at work, she had two evening shifts this weekend and Im'd Tara to congratulate her on her anatomacley (sp?) correct snow-woman complete with a bikini top and skirt, all made with snow and food colouring.
We yapped,or IM'd each other for a while. She asked what my plans were and I said I'm just going to my favourite bar and stare at, I mean have a few drinks. She said why don't I have a few drinks at her place instead. I said sure, call me when its Ok for me to come over.
Long story short, I was uncomfortable with the idea and ignored the phone. Yes, I hid behind black plastic and circuits. Unfortunately, as I was driving Demon Child over for a sleepover later I ended up right behind her car. I have no idea if she noticed me, it was dark out.
Went for my drinks and yes Hotty McCleavage was there sans cleavage. I didn't even recognize her wearing a brown sweater with no cleavage! And to top it off, she dyed her hair brown. I honestly can't remember what her hair colour was to start with, but I did notice she changed it.
Ladies, I have this afflction, no, no, not my love for breasts, that's a blessing. My affliction is that your hair is how I primarily identify you as an individual. Change it on me unawares and I will spend baffling moments wondering why this girl is talking to me! Want to avoid embarrassment if I walk in on you and you've just came out of the shower? Just wrap that towell around your head quickly and I'll remember seeing a naked girl but you'll remain unidentified! That's the truth!
When the wife came home from work last night, I had candle set up in the bath and a doobie, a big fat doobie, pre-rolled and ready. I am good.
I'm going to brag again. She went to work this afternoon with a sore back and a huge smile. Not bad for a 46 year old dude! I am out lasting and outdoing my wife who is nine years younger than me! I was in the zone! That's twice this year where I was so hitting the ball out of the park!!!
Tonight? Haven't much thought about it, but I'm a thinkin it might be a let down for her after my *ahem* (Modest blush), stellar performance last night. Hell she even came with penile/vagina intercourse!!! Rare, rare, rare!
Looking back, I should have went for a couple of drinks at Taras, I'm sure I would have behaved. Yea, I'm pretty sure.
Weed and flirting with a girl 17 years my junior sure puts lead in the old pencil...lol
Shit shit shit, I just fucking rubbed my eye after rubbing fucking Tiger Balm on my wifes sore fucking back. Why do I do these things to myself?
Bit better.
At least I didn't take a leak...lol
Wanted to talk about something profound. I thought of it after the fabulous sex last night, but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. I must have hit my head after smoking that fattie and got a bit of amnesia!
Well, talk to you later.
