23 Feb '08 - 7:56 p.m.
Ouch!
I just took out my contacts with the residue of Vicks Vapor Rub on my fingers.
Ouch!
Did the same after rubbing my wife down with RED Tiger Balm. Actually that was an Owey Holy Fucking shit ouch.
Really big ouch!
Took a leak after using Tiger Balm. I don't recommend it.
Ohhh the pain!
Wife was on top of me during sex and I decided to give her butt a quick smack. Finger tips connected to my balls.
Out for the count!
While in the Navy, I hit myself between the eyes with a 10 pound maul.
Ouch!
Stuck a utility knife in my upper thigh.
Ouch!
First time the wife and I were going to have sex, I stepped on my roomates moose antlers he left on the floor. You have no idea what needles you need for that one!
That was a short list, my eyes have stopped watering and I hope you good folks have learned a lesson. Don't hang around me!
