19 Jan '08 - 7:35 a.m.
Whe I got home from work yesterday, I was horny and in pain from my finger squish. The finger squish did not make me horny, my Wife did that with two nights of cock teasing.
I'm horny, but I decide we should go on a date before the big finish tonight. The big finish included but not limited to ANAL SEX! Yummy. We get to do that once or twice a year. though she loves fingerplay there when she gets oral, she really has to be in the mood for penis in her bum sex.
So in honour of all people Mexican, yes I'm talking to the girl who had kinky relations with a tape dispenser at work and had to be rescued by some stud muffin walking by, we went to Mexicalas Rosas and ate Mexican. No, we did not eat a Mexican, we just ate at a Mexican restaraunt. We started of with a couple shots of tequilla and then food. After that we were driving home and there was a Mexican bar on our way. A lot of Mexican influenc here in southern Ontario. We pull in there and, remember I'm fucking pull my hair out fuck a knothole in a tree horny, and have another drink.
The fucking barmaid was a freaking sex goddess. Blond, all the right curves and mega cleavage! One drink and we are out of there. Never again will I take my wife there. That is my spot now...lol
So home we get, and up to the bedroom. Our bedroom is cold, the heat doesn't get up here unless we close the vents in the three bathrooms. Oh, but then the two princesses (Wife and daughter) might have to pee in an only warm, not sweltering bathroom!
So she puts a huge beach towel on the bed! Oooh, oooh, I know whats comming next! Its the edible vanila oil game. Oh yeah, this is worth the pain and humilating things from work! I lay down, naked, my dick is hard even without any stimulation!
The wife climbs on me and straddles my hips with no penetration, but she is pushing my painful erection against my belly. It feels good, real good.
She reaches for the oil and I send out a little prayer that I don't cum when it hits my body!!! Oh please don't cum my friend the penis!
She squeezes that bottle and I felt like I was hit with a firehose of ICE WATER! Fuck, I screamed like a girl! My pecker dissapeared so fast I'm sure it got whiplash! Ellies feelings were hurt, I was in shock, angry and frustrated. Not a good end for a perfect night let me tell you.
Today I can laugh at it and as I drove her to work this morning I told her she is going to finish the job with hot oil.
Again I get this strong, though I'm sure that I'm wrong, impression that whatever I really, really want doesn't count for shit in this house. I'll just do my usual and set back and see what unfolds. I'll bet that nothing sexual happens tonight. We'll see. I was so looking forward to last night.
On a sad note, my daughter informed us that she is going on the school trip next year...France, Germany and Austria$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $3000.00
Whatever happened to the nine hour bus ride to our nations capital, Ottawa? At least she gave us a years notice and not like her usual last minute crap she deals us. I think I can swing $250 a month away no problem.
Well I'm horny and have to go now, though as I look at a tape dispenser....
