18 Jan '08 -
The wife just called me from a coffee house all happy and bubbly. I knew she was with Tara. She was. Poor me, that means another night of Ellie licking and sucking my scrotum while I spend on her chest. I really have to figure that one out. Mind you, I do like it.
Remember two days ago I talked about her getting me to perform oral on her then rolling over and going to sleep? Well, last night she performed oral on me then rolled over and went to sleep!!!!! Before I came at that.!!!!!!
I'm a wreck, I squished a finger at work, shut down our only online boiler accidently and flooded a tank I was filling, only water but it still had to be cleaned up. I AM HORNY! And its only 1PM!
OK, so back to the phone call, in front of Tara, and in the midst of the very audible coffee crown, she tells me I'm 2/3rds of the way through her "Make Me So Horny Plan!". News flash......"Mans brain now resides in penis! More at 11".
What the fuck does she have planned tonight? It can't be that ever so desirable threesome with Tara as she does twelve hour shifts Fridays and Saturdays at night. I haven't the foggiest fucking clue whats in store for me. I do not need the extra excitement.
We'll see what it is tonight. I hope to survive this and report later.
Oh, she had to sleep on the couch last night, I was humping her in my sleep and nearly inserted my cock in her anus! Hmmm, was I really asleep?
Sadly, I was:(
