17 Jan '08 -
Ellie went to bed at 9 pm last night, I went to bed at 11 pm. When I got to the bedroom, I left the lights off so as to not wake my wife up. But while I was undressing in the dark something hit me in my chest. "Huh? I grunted, 'What was that?"
"That was my thong, come here and lick me!" my wife ordered.
I'm the take charge guy in the bedroom but that, those exact words, gave me an electrical feeling in the pit of my stomach.
I found my way between her legs in the dark and began licking. I didn't lick for more than a minute and she came. She then said "I'm tired, good night!" and promptly rolled over and fell asleep.
What the fuck? Hello vaseline and a towel.
In her defence, she did take some heavy duty pain meds for her shoulder. I still got to eat her to completion.
