22 Dec '07 - 9:38 a.m.
At 46 years of age I finally realize and admit this one fact; I do not and never will undrstand women at all!
Case in point, I am on holiday now, the wife is not. I pick her up from work and we go Christmas shopping at a local mall. Females are staring at me! Me!. I'm no Fabio, but I ain't dogmeat either. But I was getting stared at big time. I did the usual checks: No toilet paper attached to either or both heels (Happened). No shirt tail hanging out my zipper (happened), No zipper flying low (happened too many times). No food on my face (sigh, happened). No food or anything attached to my clothing (Once had a pair of my daughters underwear static clinging to the middle of my back! ARRRRGH).
Ladies, do I sound like a catch? How the fuck did I ever get laid in my life? Maybe sympathy fucks...LOL
The wife was hanging off my arm fierce, claiming ownership. She said it was the black fleece pullover I had on, it made me smoulder. I never smouldered before. I liked smouldereing. I want to smoulder all the time now. My wife bought the pullover for me and said she has to be more carefull with her purchasing powers in the future as my head might explode with too much ego. Great powers come with great responsibilities to quote some hero in some movie.
Oh yes the not understanding women. During my eye candy phase of the evening, the wife said Tara offered to cheer me up for my wife if she wanted! Huh? Wifey said no, I had to grow out of my sulkyness all by my lonesome:(
Wow, I honestly thought, not less than 18 hours ago that She had no attraction towards me. What a helluva nice Christmas present:)
Things have improved greatly with Ellie and I, genuine smiles and everything, she even asked my to lick her before I dropped her off at work this morning. I did, not to completion though, too short on time. My goatee smells nice, I'm not washing it all day, no matter where I go....lol
Later
