6 Dec '07 -
I'm going to show my age here. I like holding doors open for the fairer sex. I like listening attentivly to whatever a girl has to say. I talk to the guys wives at parties instead of hunkering around with the other males, grunting. Sounds gay doesn't it? Got me laid an awful lot though.
I might get dirty looks from some guys, and way back, I'm sure some of them even knew I might had had a dalliance with their womenfolk.
Not that that has happened a whole lot, but if an offer cums my way, I am a weak man and must accept.
Retaliation? Never a worry, I am a big man, very big. Not sure about the quality of my fighting skills, probably no better than the next mans, but add my size....well you get the picture.
That being said, I turned my car over to the Toys husband to do the brakes. He knows my wife and I both lust after his wife. He has to, the Toy is honest to a fault and tells him everything. Well, how daring of me to get this man to work on my cars brakes while I have played with his wifes breasts? Stupid maybe? Well he got the job done and then some. $620 later! Ouch! Are his wifes perfect breast with golden nipple rings worth the price? They are worth double that? I love breasts, big, small, saggy it doesn't matter. Ladies, you are all wonderfull, thank you for having boobs.
I'm not worried about the quality of the work as he is the consumate perfectionist when it comes to cars, I guess he was the ultimate motor head in high school. His passion is driving his wife away from him though, and my just paying attention to her is drawing her closer to my evil lair...
In his defence he has opened his own garage a year ago and puts is 16 hour days 6 days a week!
It is not that his wife is high maintenance like mine, but the lack of attention is just going to benefit me and my wife. well, my wife will benefit regardless. Hee hee.
He is the closest thing I have in a friend since I got out of the Navy.
Later.
